Goose Dick

The dick of a goose.

Hey, check out that goose dick, it's huge.

Goose Dick by Tyler the balls Bevars November 17, 2007

goose neck dick 

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.

I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick

goose neck dick by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

Dick Dick Goose 

The act of where 5 or more women go on thier hands and knees in a circle. One man walk around the circle and spanks each one (while saying "Dick"). Once "Goose" is yelled out, that woman will engage in doggystyle (bootysex) with the man. STD's and Crabs are often a result of this game.

"Hey ladies, want to head back to my place for a little game of Dick Dick Goose?"

Dick Dick Goose by Gucci Mane II January 4, 2010

moore goode dick 

A funny picture that has three football players, named "Moore", "Goode", and "Dick", who are wearing their jerseys, and are lined up just perfectly, to make it seem like a sentence saying, "Moore Goode Dick" or "More good dick".

Person 1: Dude! I saw that picture on a gay dude's myspace that said moore goode dick! ROFL.

Person 2: zOMG I saw that too!

moore goode dick by : | July 30, 2007

goosedick 

Usally a young woman that teases up a penis or causes a hard-on with mind over matter power. The word can also be a verb.

The little goosedick gave me a hard on while I was half asleep and she thought I wouldn't notice. (noun)

She goosedicked me with I was taking a shower. (verb)

goosedick by woodworkin steve January 12, 2008

Goosepickle 

A Giant Cock!!!

I played with my boyfriends goosepickle!

Goosepickle by By Kaela n Taylor January 28, 2004

Gooserick 

Short hairy Northerner from 'Boro. Has many quirks including the want for women to have periods on his face or wanting to have intercourse with every woman thats walks past him. Best described as a looking like a King Charles Spaniel.

Gooserick, a fine wing man to his friend Maverick

Gooserick by Maverick March 23, 2005