Goopendeck 

Goopendeck is a word that defines anything stupid. It is used mainly at school because of all the retards that work there.

Quandale dingle is such a goopendeck.

Goopendeck by bruhiman November 15, 2022

gooseneck 

You are all wrong. Gooseneck refers to the practice of a female giving a male oral pleasure, in the act of which her head bobs up and down in a manner similar to the neck of a goose as it walks. Closely related to head, dome, and other similar items.

Man, you see that girl over there with them DSLs? I'll bet she give HELLA gooseneck!

gooseneck by Paul L-K (while blunted) March 22, 2005

Gooseneck 

The act of taking ones hand, making a limp wrist and downwards facing hand. The fingers making an up-and-down claw-like movement to provide a pleasureful sensation for a male partner. His genitalia will at first reject such provocation, but only after a few moments will it grow to appreciate the stimulation.

Damn, I hear that girl Naomi gives a mean gooseneck. My boy Andrew told me it only took 10 seconds for him to splatter all over her face.

Gooseneck by al;skdjf;lkasdjflk;ajs January 18, 2008

Reverse Gooseneck 

Not letting a man get a boner before sex,
so you put a flaccid penis into a woman's vagina,

then while it is in the vagina,

the man gets a boner so the woman feels it

getting harder and going up the whole time.

friend: So how was your rendezvous with him last night?
woman to friend: Excellent! We totally did the Reverse Gooseneck last night!
friend: is that fun?
Woman: Hell yeah! I felt it go up the whole time!

Reverse Gooseneck by Banana Hammock Brand October 13, 2009

Goosenecking 

This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.

I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation

I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone

Goosenecking by Lascivious January 5, 2011

Goosenecking 

The act of giving head while also being titty banged. The girl tilts her head forward to take the penis in her mouth while it is between her chest, causing her neck to look like a goose’s neck.

So I was Titty bangin this chick last night when she started goosenecking it. It was a pleasant surprise.

Goosenecking by coxycor January 17, 2020

Wring My Gooseneck 

A colloquial way to reference an old fashioned tug job on a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged and busts a heavy cum rope.

Rachel’s going to wring my goose neck tonight. I can’t wait to get home. Gonna rope her up good. Muh ballz are full.

You mum said she would wring my gooseneck tonight as soon as you are asleep. Go to bed braaahhhhh!!!

Wring My Gooseneck by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018