Goonstroke

The state of complete and utter arousal leading to an inability to think sensibly, usually arising after a Gooner sees a shapely and attractive Goonette

Fuck man fuuuuuucccckkk, I'm having a total goonstroke over here!

Goonstroke by Sahasrahla_ March 24, 2024

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Patti Goodstriker

means to experience the very best of life by exploring new and interesting places with minimum of risk and worry. Lay back relax enjoy - life is good - enjoy each day.

Patti Goodstriker - It's like a massage where all you worries fall away and you fall asleep during the process - bliss!

Patti Goodstriker by that nice man 51 February 10, 2010

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Grogstroke

A condition caused by your body being overexposed to alcohol, and then you becoming confused about whether you are hungover or have heatstroke so your Dad puts a fan in front of your face and decides you’re just hungover.

Sorry I can’t come into work, I’ve got grogstroke.

Grogstroke by ReDhEaDlOvAaAa<333333 LOLOLOL February 4, 2022

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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