GOONCHING

This is the act of sticking your finger in the mouth of an inanimate object such as a sculpture or fish mount etc, and taking a pic and posting it on social media to elicit responses from people such as "Whats that?" or "your brave!". Post must include the single word Goonch somewhere.

Look at Munna over there goonching that largemouth bass mount on the wall. He is a definitely a master of the goonch

by plashado January 26, 2018

Goonching

Goonching is where you violently rub your gooch until it burns and/or bleeds.

"Im going to go goonching at my grandpa's funeral later."

"Yo i goonched so hard last night my balls are making it chafe."

by GoonchMaster3000 May 8, 2025

goonching

goonching is the act of trenching and gooning at the same time

bruh i was up genny goonching my shit to the chart

by trench2424 August 13, 2025

gooning

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).

I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.

by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012

gooning

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

grunching

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

by sgrrman February 16, 2008

goongingang

When you have a mild stroke whilst developing other conditions such as down syndrome, autism, schizophrenia, etc, whilst preferring to communicate in weird animal noises instead of actual words.

Random Guy in CSGO: "You guys are dogshit"

Isaiah, Karl and Ashish: "GOONGINGANG GOONGINGANG"

by goongingang April 16, 2020