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Googlehymer 

Thats googlehymer.
Googlehymer by L_revira21 July 16, 2021
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Googleheimer's 

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.
I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.
Googleheimer's by DigNbubbles September 16, 2008
Word of the Day on April 21, 2011

End-stage Googleheimer's 

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.
Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.

googlehammer 

Googlehammer is a sick prank site which shows a guy spinning his penis around, while the song "Right Round" is playing in the background.

You can not exit out the site, if you try it says "You've Been Dick Rolled"
For example: I was on www.meez.com talking 2 my friend, then he said go to Googlehammer.com, then i said ok. then i couldn't get out the link so i took out the battery out of my laptop for it to stop.
googlehammer by Spyker44 August 21, 2009

googlheimer 

that dumb son of a bitch who always takes that last something (food, object, etc) when they could clearly see that you wanted it.
"gwen, didn't you want that last sugar cookie that was sitting on the table?"

"yes perri, i did, why?"

"because i took it"

"ugh! whatta googlheimer,"
googlheimer by Perriiiii [and gwen] December 31, 2008

googleheimers 

The very same as googleheimer's... just incorrect
"I've so got the googleheimers!"

"You mean googleheimer's?"

"Wha.. oh.. yeah, of course, sorry."

Googleheimers 

Being Late or forgetting something because you were distracted by the internet, a computer, or a mobile device.

A sign of being a Zombot
*Bob sprints to time clock*

Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"

Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"

Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"
Googleheimers by RolandoPico May 10, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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