Googlehymer 

Fake

Thats googlehymer.

Googlehymer by L_revira21 July 16, 2021

Googleheimer's 

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.

I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.

Googleheimer's by DigNbubbles September 16, 2008

End-stage Googleheimer's 

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.

Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.

End-stage Googleheimer's by brainyuck May 12, 2011

googlehammer 

Googlehammer is a sick prank site which shows a guy spinning his penis around, while the song "Right Round" is playing in the background.

You can not exit out the site, if you try it says "You've Been Dick Rolled"

For example: I was on www.meez.com talking 2 my friend, then he said go to Googlehammer.com, then i said ok. then i couldn't get out the link so i took out the battery out of my laptop for it to stop.

googlehammer by Spyker44 August 21, 2009

googlheimer 

that dumb son of a bitch who always takes that last something (food, object, etc) when they could clearly see that you wanted it.

"gwen, didn't you want that last sugar cookie that was sitting on the table?"

"yes perri, i did, why?"

"because i took it"

"ugh! whatta googlheimer,"

googlheimer by Perriiiii [and gwen] December 31, 2008

googleheimers 

The very same as googleheimer's... just incorrect

"I've so got the googleheimers!"

"You mean googleheimer's?"

"Wha.. oh.. yeah, of course, sorry."

googleheimers by Sylvester Vogtstokk March 25, 2010

Googleheimers 

Being Late or forgetting something because you were distracted by the internet, a computer, or a mobile device.

A sign of being a Zombot

*Bob sprints to time clock*

Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"

Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"

Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"

Googleheimers by RolandoPico May 10, 2011