googleheimers
googleheimers by Sylvester Vogtstokk March 25, 2010
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Googleheimers
Being Late or forgetting something because you were distracted by the internet, a computer, or a mobile device.
A sign of being a Zombot
A sign of being a Zombot
*Bob sprints to time clock*
Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"
Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"
Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"
Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"
Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"
Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"
Googleheimers by RolandoPico May 10, 2011
Related Words
Googleheimer's
The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.
I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.
Googleheimer's by DigNbubbles September 16, 2008
Word of the Day on April 21, 2011
End-stage Googleheimer's
The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.
Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.
End-stage Googleheimer's by brainyuck May 12, 2011
Gooseheimers
Gooseheimers by Gooseheimers February 23, 2008
googlenheimer
googlenheimer by bananaaz March 10, 2009
googlheimer
that dumb son of a bitch who always takes that last something (food, object, etc) when they could clearly see that you wanted it.
"gwen, didn't you want that last sugar cookie that was sitting on the table?"
"yes perri, i did, why?"
"because i took it"
"ugh! whatta googlheimer,"
"yes perri, i did, why?"
"because i took it"
"ugh! whatta googlheimer,"
googlheimer by Perriiiii [and gwen] December 31, 2008
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