Friend 1: hey Jimmy, bet you don't know who the premiership's top goal scoring midfielder was for the 02/03 season?
Friend 2: hmmm I'm not sure ( Jimmy checks google) probably Scholes, Harry kewell and Robert Pires
Friend 1: Yes, all three were joint top scoring midfielders that season, did you google it?
Friend 2: hmmm I'm not sure ( Jimmy checks google) probably Scholes, Harry kewell and Robert Pires
Friend 1: Yes, all three were joint top scoring midfielders that season, did you google it?
when you pretend to know the answer to something, often sporting trivia, but in reality you have just googled it so you get called googlebeck because you have been googlebecking for so long, you little googlebecker
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Get the Googlebeck mug.Googlejerk (noun) 1. A mostly circular and nonproductive exchange of (usually superficial) links whose actual function is self-gratification of the senders of the links. An validation of the saying, "The biased hyperlink is the tool of choice for the thought-averse and insecure of mind in the 21st century."
A Googlejerk always contains two or more participants.
Each link buttresses a portion of the stance of its sender; sometimes it is chosen based on a prior link from an earlier sender, but always in clear support of a position held prior to the initation of the jerking motion, and never incorporating actual information from a prior link from an opposing jerk participant.
Often, the initiator of each fusillade feels he has made the definitive statement, vanquishing his foe a la Stewart/Colbert. Nonetheless the circular nature of the Googlejerk feeds on itself and continues until... the sense of completion accompanying exhaustion.
To qualify as a Googlejerk, the entire activity must not result in increased understanding, even accidentally, by any participant. The power to sustain the Googlejerk is developed by each participant thru the energetic impulses he gets from reading the jerking activity of the other members of the circle.
A Googlejerk always contains two or more participants.
Each link buttresses a portion of the stance of its sender; sometimes it is chosen based on a prior link from an earlier sender, but always in clear support of a position held prior to the initation of the jerking motion, and never incorporating actual information from a prior link from an opposing jerk participant.
Often, the initiator of each fusillade feels he has made the definitive statement, vanquishing his foe a la Stewart/Colbert. Nonetheless the circular nature of the Googlejerk feeds on itself and continues until... the sense of completion accompanying exhaustion.
To qualify as a Googlejerk, the entire activity must not result in increased understanding, even accidentally, by any participant. The power to sustain the Googlejerk is developed by each participant thru the energetic impulses he gets from reading the jerking activity of the other members of the circle.
Aloysius and Poyndexter never agree on anything, but never change each other's mind. They spend endless hours online, in googlejerks with their tribes, thinking they're going to solve the world's problems.
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1) A googlebender is someone who refers to google to get information at all times. Normally they do not retain what they learn, because the information is instantly available again to them later. Usually seen browsing google on their cellphones, laptops, wristwatches, computers, and any other electronic device that google may have invaded.
2) May also be used to describe someone who instantly uses google to find anything they need on the web.
2) May also be used to describe someone who instantly uses google to find anything they need on the web.
If it wasn't for the internet, that googlebender wouldn't know anything.
How did you find that video?
I'm quite the googlebender.
How did you find that video?
I'm quite the googlebender.
by 1st Emperor of the Internet May 25, 2009
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by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004
Get the googlefucked mug.v. To debunk a common misconception or misrepresentation of information through a simple Google search that usually lasts no more than 10 minutes
~My friend told me the Moon Landing was staged but I was able to Googlebunk that nonsense~
SEE: Birthers, Death Panels, Staged Moon Landing, Flat Earth Society
SEE: Birthers, Death Panels, Staged Moon Landing, Flat Earth Society
by Guy Fawkes III November 10, 2009
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by LPUK January 21, 2004
Get the googlewack mug.n. when you use a google product to find information, such as directions from google maps, and the result is a bizarre route that takes you miles out of your way.
by Kaiserbuns January 17, 2009
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