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Declaring himself openly in 2020, the current Emperor of the Internet is Charles Edward Carver III and resides in Florida.

The ruler of all cyberspace he fights for a free flow of information. The Emperor also relies on birds from the Corvid family to deliver information around the world.
"Hey, did you know the ravens report everything to the 1st Emperor of the Internet?"
by 1st Emperor of the Internet December 12, 2020
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1) A googlebender is someone who refers to google to get information at all times. Normally they do not retain what they learn, because the information is instantly available again to them later. Usually seen browsing google on their cellphones, laptops, wristwatches, computers, and any other electronic device that google may have invaded.

2) May also be used to describe someone who instantly uses google to find anything they need on the web.
If it wasn't for the internet, that googlebender wouldn't know anything.

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Corvids is the common name for the bird group Corvidae. This group includes crows, magpies, jackdaws, grackles, rooks, ravens, and jays. All members of the Corvidae family are owned solely by The 1st Emperor of the Internet but are allowed to travel the world harassment-free.
Don't crows belong in the Corvid family? No that's slang, it's the Corvidae family.
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