googlejack

v. 1.)To hijack google in such a way that it screws with the search keywords. 2.)v. To type Jack into Google. 3.) adj. not to use google

1.) Fucking ads piss me off. I'm gonna googlejack.
2.) humm.. I wonder.. *types jack into google*
3.) Shut up n00b. I know what that means. I don't got to google jack.

googlejack by Das_Pandu October 4, 2005

googlejack

To use google to navigate to another site.

urm shit how do i get to facebook again? oh yea i go to google and type facebook then i click on the link! oh yea googlejacked baby!

googlejack by zimisfit January 14, 2011

googlewanker 

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.

Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!

googlewanker by Moofius July 8, 2020

googlewhack paradox

googlewhackers who post found googlewhacks on websites such as googlewhack.com where they become indexed by google again nullifying the googlewhack status.

she found this really cool googlwhack but when her friend posted it to googlewhack.com it became a googlewhack paradox.

googlewhack paradox by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

Googlebeck 

Friend 1: hey Jimmy, bet you don't know who the premiership's top goal scoring midfielder was for the 02/03 season?

Friend 2: hmmm I'm not sure ( Jimmy checks google) probably Scholes, Harry kewell and Robert Pires

Friend 1: Yes, all three were joint top scoring midfielders that season, did you google it?

when you pretend to know the answer to something, often sporting trivia, but in reality you have just googled it so you get called googlebeck because you have been googlebecking for so long, you little googlebecker

Googlebeck by mushroom clearance February 25, 2020

Googlejerk 

Googlejerk (noun) 1. A mostly circular and nonproductive exchange of (usually superficial) links whose actual function is self-gratification of the senders of the links. An validation of the saying, "The biased hyperlink is the tool of choice for the thought-averse and insecure of mind in the 21st century."

A Googlejerk always contains two or more participants.

Each link buttresses a portion of the stance of its sender; sometimes it is chosen based on a prior link from an earlier sender, but always in clear support of a position held prior to the initation of the jerking motion, and never incorporating actual information from a prior link from an opposing jerk participant.

Often, the initiator of each fusillade feels he has made the definitive statement, vanquishing his foe a la Stewart/Colbert. Nonetheless the circular nature of the Googlejerk feeds on itself and continues until... the sense of completion accompanying exhaustion.

To qualify as a Googlejerk, the entire activity must not result in increased understanding, even accidentally, by any participant. The power to sustain the Googlejerk is developed by each participant thru the energetic impulses he gets from reading the jerking activity of the other members of the circle.

Aloysius and Poyndexter never agree on anything, but never change each other's mind. They spend endless hours online, in googlejerks with their tribes, thinking they're going to solve the world's problems.

Googlejerk by Grendol November 24, 2015

googlewhack 

insipid yet obsessive challenge to enter exactly two words found in a common english dictionary into the google.com search engine that will return exactly one result.

I found a new "googlewhack" today! iridescent flews

googlewhack by Boutros Boutros-Ghali July 18, 2003