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Googlejerk

Googlejerk (noun) 1. A mostly circular and nonproductive exchange of (usually superficial) links whose actual function is self-gratification of the senders of the links. An validation of the saying, "The biased hyperlink is the tool of choice for the thought-averse and insecure of mind in the 21st century."

A Googlejerk always contains two or more participants.

Each link buttresses a portion of the stance of its sender; sometimes it is chosen based on a prior link from an earlier sender, but always in clear support of a position held prior to the initation of the jerking motion, and never incorporating actual information from a prior link from an opposing jerk participant.

Often, the initiator of each fusillade feels he has made the definitive statement, vanquishing his foe a la Stewart/Colbert. Nonetheless the circular nature of the Googlejerk feeds on itself and continues until... the sense of completion accompanying exhaustion.

To qualify as a Googlejerk, the entire activity must not result in increased understanding, even accidentally, by any participant. The power to sustain the Googlejerk is developed by each participant thru the energetic impulses he gets from reading the jerking activity of the other members of the circle.
Aloysius and Poyndexter never agree on anything, but never change each other's mind. They spend endless hours online, in googlejerks with their tribes, thinking they're going to solve the world's problems.
by Grendol November 24, 2015
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Googleverse

The ecosystem of all the Google products and services.

There is more to Google than meets the eye. It is the aura for our online lives. We virtually live in a made-by-Google world where our documents, phones, emails, calender, social and search are interwoven by the Google.

It is Google's Universe.

It is combination of over 100 Google tools and products.
Apart from hanging out on Facebook, Joe lives in Googleverse.
by Gtricks.com July 23, 2012
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Googlebeck

Friend 1: hey Jimmy, bet you don't know who the premiership's top goal scoring midfielder was for the 02/03 season?

Friend 2: hmmm I'm not sure ( Jimmy checks google) probably Scholes, Harry kewell and Robert Pires

Friend 1: Yes, all three were joint top scoring midfielders that season, did you google it?
when you pretend to know the answer to something, often sporting trivia, but in reality you have just googled it so you get called googlebeck because you have been googlebecking for so long, you little googlebecker
by mushroom clearance February 25, 2020
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Googleperving

The act of looking up attractive women on Google.
I am a bit bored, I think I'll do some Googleperving.
by little al cpfc August 21, 2011
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Googlepeckler

Someone who usually goes on google to search porn while getting around the safety blocks on the computer.
Hey, man how'd you get around the blocked sites?

Oh, I'm just a googlepeckler.
by Alexis Trahaha September 5, 2011
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Googleberrybumfuck

A word used to express extreme anger or disbelief.
A man just stepped in a big steamy turd this would be his response ,,,"AH!!,,, GOOGLEBERRYBUMFUCK ,,!!"
by Darryl_T May 8, 2008
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googleler

Someone who uses google to research everything, someone who uses google too much/often
That kid Brian he is definitely a googleler.
by Potatoking800 November 9, 2017
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