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google-fuck 

To maniacally search for something or someone on the internet. Can also include internet stalking of a celebrity or popular person. Obsessive Internet Research.
I met Brian last night, but we didn't talk much, so I google-fucked him later to find out more about him.

I enjoyed this song from an obscure movie, so I google-fucked the soundtrack till I found a site where I could download the song for free.
google-fuck by emdpatrice November 2, 2007

fuck Google 

What you say when you search something on the internet and the results are basically a bunch o' shit.
Person: *searches on Google*
*finds a billion shitty results*
"Fuck Google!"
fuck Google by /\/\/\/\/\/\ February 2, 2014

fuck google 

When suddenly Google switches the page language into something you didn't request or understand.
Bob went to China for a holiday. The next day while in a hotel in Beijing, he switched on his laptop to Google something. To his surprise all the page is now displayed in Chinese! cause the smart guys working at Google, think that once you are in China, you speak Chinese!
Bob was upset and said; Fuck Google! I'll go to Bing.
fuck google by numediaweb March 11, 2015

Fuck Google 

When you have a product that works and that company sells its product to Google.
Dish Network voice activated remote control used to work until Google Assistant took over for search. Now the remote is worthless and all I can say is Fuck Google!
Fuck Google by /T\ October 20, 2019

fuck Google 

your reply to google when it says, "here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself."
Google: " here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself"
you: "Fuck Google"

site took to long to respond
fuck Google by King Candy_09 April 2, 2017

fuck google 

fuck google, a way to makes google suck with its google+
fuck google! it forces me to use google+ in youtube again!!!

mum:i used to fuck your dad.
me:i see, but now i fuck google instead
fuck google by a sad lover August 19, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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