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"Looks really goofnic!"
Goofnic by vanillanga December 16, 2021
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Gootnick 

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small; easily injured; horny
That kid over there has had a sprained ankle for three months, what a Gootnick!
Gootnick by ih8twins February 14, 2010
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Goofnic • goonicide • Goonicorn • goodnicks • Goofdicker • gooficious • gooficus maximus • Goofniverous • Goofnocker • goonica

Goonicorn 

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A midget who streams elite in a unicorn costume and honks at the star systems he passes through.
DJTruthsayer is a Goonicorn.
Goonicorn by Mavia February 5, 2017
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Goonicorn 

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Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.
The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.
Goonicorn by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011
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Goonicorn 

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A one of a kind Unicorn that travels through the expanses of space honking at systems before moving on to the next one, The whole purpose of the Honk is to find a partner to mate with. Little does the Goonicorn know that he is the only one, so he is destined to travel the whole universe alone. This whole journey is broadcast live on the internet for us all to see
Is it a goose unicorn or a unicorn goose? Neither its the Goonicorn
Goonicorn by Khuby February 5, 2017
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Goofnight

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Like Goodnight, just more fun!
Goofnight all, I'm off to bed!
Goofnight by Dovakin2827 December 15, 2017
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goonica 

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The alter ego for the r&b vocalist Monica
New Goonica!

Listening to "The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Goonica
goonica by zbo513348182 October 5, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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