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Left on goodnight 

When you say goodnight to end a conversation and you don’t get a goodnight response back. A disrespectful act.
Denny: Yo bro I can’t believe her she didn’t say goodnight back to me she just left it.

Sam: Oh no you got left on goodnight. Getting left on read it hurtful, but getting left on goodnight is just fine plain old disrespectful.

okay goodnight 

when you be staying up well past your bedtime on a call with your girl and she hits you with this and falls asleep on the call, that’s when you know she really be into you
“Can I fall asleep on facetime?” Yeah. “Okay goodnight.”

Making out with the homies goodnight 

The act of making out with your homies before bed, and wishing them goodnight.

While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.
Josh: Sorry, I was making out with the homies goodnight.

Sarah: Isn't that gay?

Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.

Sarah: ...Josh??

Josh:...

Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!

*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*

a "jonny" good night out 

a night out hitting Brighton's clubs, usually ending in chunder, used tampons, shit, clogged toilets, and occasionally a t-shirt soaked in blood from a virgin's popped cherry
"grimy night last night!"
"yeah, a "jonny" good night out thought, hahaha"

Kissing the homies goodnight 

Something we all do, kissing the homies goodnight, it is not gay

If you do not kiss the homies goodnight, go to bed
Joe: Sorry babe I was kissing the homies goodnight

Sarah: Isn’t that gay?

Joe: Look, if you say it is gay one more time I’m going to leave you

Goodnight B 

Okay so this could mean 1 of 2 things.... good night b as in babe or baby and goodnight b as in Bro... and if you looked this up you’re probably hoping for the 1st option. But don’t overthink it.. bc it’s just a fucking letter. Don’t be out here jumping to conclusions you bitchass
Person A: goodnight b
Person B: *thinks* ahhh what does this mean they he just call me babe... omg
Goodnight B by Hoesmad123 June 15, 2019