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In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.
Julian tried eating a Goochikie, but he gave it to Brandon to try first. Vomit soon followed.
Goochikie by Goochikie Monster February 11, 2009

Gooching 

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.
Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.
Gooching by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012

goochirama 

When a man has no scrotum but just a penis or cack and is left with just a very big gooch( hence goochirama = the ultimate gooch)
"That dickless boy had a nice goochirama if I ever saw one"
goochirama by Matt Mancini June 21, 2004

Gooching 

The act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your balls or scrange and your ass) and the head of a helpless victim. An aggressive attack.
He is tying his shoe lace- gooch him!. Get gooching lads.
Gooching by Ibrihima June 16, 2010

gooching so hard 

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
gooching so hard by sean henny September 6, 2010

Goochkkake 

When you have a bukkake on someone's gooch.
I want to give my girl a Goochkkake so bad.
Goochkkake by Aaron's Gooch July 7, 2016