Goochinka

The gooch of a chinese man

White man: May I sniff your goochinka

Chinese man: Yess Daddy

by Chinck rizz July 25, 2024

Goochikie

In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.

Julian tried eating a Goochikie, but he gave it to Brandon to try first. Vomit soon followed.

by Goochikie Monster February 11, 2009

Gooching

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.

Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.

by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012

goochirama

When a man has no scrotum but just a penis or cack and is left with just a very big gooch( hence goochirama = the ultimate gooch)

"That dickless boy had a nice goochirama if I ever saw one"

by Matt Mancini June 21, 2004

Gooching

The act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your balls or scrange and your ass) and the head of a helpless victim. An aggressive attack.

He is tying his shoe lace- gooch him!. Get gooching lads.

by Ibrihima June 16, 2010

gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.

"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.

by sean henny September 6, 2010

Goochkkake

When you have a bukkake on someone's gooch.

I want to give my girl a Goochkkake so bad.

by Aaron's Gooch July 7, 2016