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Goobat 

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A complete dumbass, who has no motive of being smart
"You fucking goobat"
Goobat by LeftNutCArl March 8, 2017
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Goobalini

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(GOO-PAA-LEEN-EE) A knit cap that covers the head and usually sits above the ears referred to as Goopalin' (GOO-PAA-LEEN) in Italian-American slang.
It was cold outside so they wore a goobalini.
Goobalini by Exploding_Potato February 17, 2018
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goobatron • Goobat • Goobatronic • Goo bath • goob attack • Gooba • gooback • gooball • goobab • goobah

Gorbatschow 

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The worst vodka ever... But it's cheap!
Guy 1: I'm broke
Guy 2: No problem! You can still afford Gorbatschow vodka!
Guy 1: I'll rather drink soapy water. It tastes much better.
Gorbatschow by always_tipsy April 20, 2009
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Goobotz 

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a person or thing that expresses utter ignorance towards most subjects and carries themselves in an ackward and unknowing manner. They often find themselves the butt of many jokes and the center of much ridicule.
Zach Emling

you are such a Goobotz.
Goobotz by P. Gay February 12, 2010
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goonbating 

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Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.
He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.
goonbating by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011
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Goobstoob 

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Guys who openly try and romance you the first day they meet you instead of trying to befriend you to learn and understand your personality. This means he would know nothing about you and only like you for your looks.
That goobstoob called me again and we just met an hour ago.
Goobstoob by Yesmnomaam April 23, 2021
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gooback 

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People from the future who took your job!
The aging liberal hippie douche thinks these goo backs should be welcome in the present, but they took my job!
gooback by Chrono72 April 28, 2004
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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