a noob who has played halo, COD, gears of war, super mario brothers the lost levels, and runescape all at the same time with their feet while getting a BJ inside a waffle house that serves shithole pancakes to those with ginger hair.
Dude he has lots of noobatronicafilicationalizedness. I wonder if he likes the waffle house.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"