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A ball-shaped mass of oats, honey, granola, various cereals, sometimes chocolate, grahmcracker, and anything else that is tasty. Real gooballs contain ganja, though some people try to rip you off. Usual price, $5, sometimes 2 for 5. Really tasety
Man, that dank gooball really messed me up!
gooball by Subeej March 31, 2003
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a most delicious 'herbal' treat made with crushed gramm crackers, cereal (like coco krispies), chocolate chips maybe, peanutbutter, and of course ganja butter. the recipie is very loose and can be modified millions of ways. it's really pretty hard to mess up
"That gooball got me high as hell!"
gooball by gladbird August 10, 2005
a way for smelly hippies to rip you off in phish parking lots by saying there is weed in baked goods or food they made in a tub outside their van.
kid at show: dude, that hairy chick said there was weed in them

kid's friend: your fucking stupid
gooball by ihatecooper January 31, 2004
(GOO-PAA-LEEN-EE) A knit cap that covers the head and usually sits above the ears referred to as Goopalin' (GOO-PAA-LEEN) in Italian-American slang.
It was cold outside so they wore a goobalini.
Goobalini by Exploding_Potato February 17, 2018

Atomic Goofball

The goof to end all goofs, this bboy comes from Maryland. He started bboying at a young age, but tragedy struck when he had to have chest surgery, seemingly ending his career early. But the goofy one kept his head up and became stronger than ever. Now a member of the legendary Lions of Zion and Battle Snakes, Goofball has proven himself over the years to be not only a competitor and legend of bboying, but a well needed jokester in an all to serious culture.
Bboy 1: Yo, who's that throwing down an atomic floating kneespin?
Bboy 2: Why none other than ATOMIC GOOFBALL!
Atomic Goofball by Bboy Maestro February 8, 2010

will goodall 

when a person copies and jocks peoples lives or jokes to the point where it gets annoying and you shun that person yet he still sticks around.
hey did you hear the joke about the mexican and the gun? yea james told me.
what!! i made that up, he's such a will goodall
will goodall by jaspa12 May 14, 2011

hepped up on goofballs

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs
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