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Gonjo

A derogatory noun describing anyone of Middle Eastern heritage. Meant to be offensive, but since it is an unknown word amongst the masses, most won't understand your intentions.
Robert: So, I have this idea for a song and I wanted to know if you could put a bass line to it.
Cody: Eh, I'm feeling lazy, maybe later.
Robert: We will never get anything done at this rate.
Cody: Shut the hell up, Gonjo! Why don't you go blow up a fucking Taxi?!
Robert:...................
Cody:.....................
Robert:...................
Cody:....heh........
Robert: What the hell is "Gonjo?"
Cody: I don't know. I just thought of it...
by Codimus January 16, 2007
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The Gongoozler

A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach.
"The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."
by SpikeyFrog October 11, 2020
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Gongoozler

The gongoozler prefers the pitch black of night. It lurks in the deep end of perfectly normal pools (or oceans) that have only been heated for two hours. The gongoozler will heeeeeeeh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down down into the frothy depths. The tail of the gongoozler is considered to be a mighty relic.

If you see a shadow in your pool at night, it may be the shadow of the gongoozler. If you have ever heard the call of the gongoozler you know death is coming. Memento Mori, friends. 33: 11: 51: 11
Mark better watch out swimming around in his pool at night, or the Gongoozler might grab him by his toes and drag him to the depths...dragging him further beyond.
by ChirpyDragon October 11, 2020
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gongoozler

The gongoozler aims for the toes when hunting in deep water and is only present in pure darkness
If you ever hear the gongoozlers call, you know that death is coming.
A distant relative to the creature "heehoo" and "the melon man"
Whats a gongoozler?!
by GhostBowie October 11, 2020
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The Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a mythical creature, resembling a merman wearing goggles. It is said to stalk the depths of swimming pools, dragging people down to the depths by their toes when the victim goes swimming during the nighttime.
"Bro, I think there's something in my pool, I can see a shadow."
"It's the Gongoozler! Don't go in!"
by Shutheconquerer October 11, 2020
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The Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.
The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths
by heeeeehhh October 12, 2020
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Gojo Satoru

the finest, most delicious looking, attention craving man we’ve ever set our eyes on. nd we all should be very grateful that we’ve gotten this present that MAPPA gave us.
WOAH theres that one guy you were talking about a couple days ago… Gojo Satoru was it?

me: *runs*
by bigpapiichuloo March 31, 2021
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