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damn in, i got gojoed again! don’t you just hate when that happens?
gojoed by LolandGangamStyle December 7, 2023
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When something or someone is cut in half.
She just gojoed him.
Gojoed by Mimimik March 9, 2024
When someone or something is cut in half.
Gojoed by Mimimik March 18, 2024
The consumption of too many drugs e.g weed, alcohol, blow with the accumulation of too many pizza pockets puts the users into a complete state of paralysis unable to remove from the couch only the addiction of the substances will give the user the motive and or the drive to remove him or herself from the couch and to the fridge, bong, or glass chessboard placed on the table right in front of him
Spencer: how much weed have we got left

Nigel: urrrrrgh urrrrgh

Rob: he's gooed to the couch

James: lets eat his pizza pockets
Gooed by critizise this February 1, 2013
past tense of shooting goo, i.e. busting a nut
"when she bent over it was so hot, i gooed my britches"
gooed by Steph X September 22, 2007
means in farcie: shit eater or go eat shit
Oh my god, My parents are making me go to the movies with them, fucking gohoedes (fucking shit eaters)
Gohoede by theturkishskater9 December 27, 2009
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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