The consumption of too many drugs e.g weed, alcohol, blow with the accumulation of too many pizza pockets puts the users into a complete state of paralysis unable to remove from the couch only the addiction of the substances will give the user the motive and or the drive to remove him or herself from the couch and to the fridge, bong, or glass chessboard placed on the table right in front of him

Spencer: how much weed have we got left

Nigel: urrrrrgh urrrrgh

Rob: he's gooed to the couch

James: lets eat his pizza pockets

Gooed by critizise this February 1, 2013

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gooed

past tense of shooting goo, i.e. busting a nut

"when she bent over it was so hot, i gooed my britches"

gooed by Steph X September 22, 2007

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Gohoede

means in farcie: shit eater or go eat shit

Oh my god, My parents are making me go to the movies with them, fucking gohoedes (fucking shit eaters)

Gohoede by theturkishskater9 December 27, 2009

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