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Dutch gonker
A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
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goniherpisyphilates
a coagulation of gonorrhea, herpi's, and syphilis
commonly found in the vaginas of torontonian hookers but has been cases of it documented in the whitby area.
is transmitted simply by touch and even sometimes just looking at the infected vagina will cause a transfer of this STD. the only known cure is the removal of the infected area.
commonly found in the vaginas of torontonian hookers but has been cases of it documented in the whitby area.
is transmitted simply by touch and even sometimes just looking at the infected vagina will cause a transfer of this STD. the only known cure is the removal of the infected area.
so i decided to try out one of those hookers downtown and wouldnt you know it i now have goniherpisyphilates all over my dick.
goniherpisyphilates by bustarelax April 11, 2007
goiker
1. A slang word used to describe an individual who thrives on creating or intensifying drama within a group.
-Can also be used as a verb -> goik, goiking, goiked
2. Can also mean "jacked up". (goik)
-Can also be used as a verb -> goik, goiking, goiked
2. Can also mean "jacked up". (goik)
1. After not being invited to the theatre Saturday evening, Cathy was acting as a goiker by double-crossing her friends who did not invite her, spreading gossip and lies.
Cathy was goiking for the rest of the week.
2. Matilda was goiked last night at the club.
-OR-
Felicia was upset at the restaurant when they were out of french vanilla cappuccino. She explained, "Stupid b*tch, I want my cappuccino. This is f*ing goik!"
Cathy was goiking for the rest of the week.
2. Matilda was goiked last night at the club.
-OR-
Felicia was upset at the restaurant when they were out of french vanilla cappuccino. She explained, "Stupid b*tch, I want my cappuccino. This is f*ing goik!"
Gonkers
Gonkers by wonkywilly April 21, 2021
Goinker
Usually a fat person. There habbits include eating lardo and lying on the couch watching American Chopper. Often makes loud noises for no apparent reason.