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Goinker
Goinker by FlannelGinger12 July 28, 2024
Goinker
A pliable nub, finger-like protuberance, or other bump meant for grabbing, pinching, or protecting a surface or object from another. The rubbery spikes on a child’s ball are goinkers. A doorstop on a wall to keep the door handle from hitting the wall may be a goinker. Rubber feet on the bottom of an appliance or cabinet, etc.
Dutch gonker
A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
goinked
Damo: Ya know Bazza got staunched last night at the tav?
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.
goinked by Lil PineOCleen November 8, 2019
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