Gonglop

Somebody who makes very loud mouth noises on a regular basis.

Wow why are you eating so loud, don’t be such a gonglop

by Slusheees February 19, 2023

Gonglong

It's when your penis is shriveled up and you look like your balls are bigger then your dick.

Bro why do you have a gonglong!

by AydanDeleon September 21, 2016

Gongloff Bar

n. - A granola bar which has been fully covered with human feces by anal penetration. Usually with a thick (non-runny) coating. It is then frozen and shared between a father and son.

v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.

I like my Gongloff Bars chunky with a side of nachos!

He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.

by PinkSockChampion May 5, 2011

Gongloid

Belong to the same family as mongoloid and bongloid, a gongloid refers to a guy who is at least 19 or 20 years old, but still threatens to tell on other people for doing things we he believes to be against the rules. One trait is that he will pretend to be taking a shit in the restroom, but when somebody opens the door to take a picture of him he is actually masturbating. He will then lie about this and call the other people perverts for trying to look at this dick. This type of person usually has a crease in their hand (much like somebody with down syndrome) and walks with a limp.

That guy threatened to tell on me for sluffing Algebra class, even though everybody knows he sucked off his best friend in the locker room last night. What a gongloid!

by Benyill October 6, 2008

Gongloo

When you take the snout of the Sonu Puppa and you pull it back with Sonu Puppa's hair and make it gonged up.

When I come home from work I make sure to make a Gongloo of my Sonu Puppa!

by Prikachu July 13, 2022

GoglopeltomentosianpiéKrestę

to jump out of a apartment window while wearing a chicken costume and backflipping 10 in a row on a car and eating cereals while having your name as dextretuis demartus cantolope the 2nd bin mark and it should be april 1

On April 1st in gonna GoglopeltomentosianpiéKrestę

by Fishynoright69 April 20, 2024