n. - A granola bar which has been fully covered with human feces by anal penetration. Usually with a thick (non-runny) coating. It is then frozen and shared between a father and son.
v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.
v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.
I like my Gongloff Bars chunky with a side of nachos!
He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.
He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.
by PinkSockChampion April 14, 2011
Get the Gongloff Bar neck gaiter and mug.
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