PinkSockChampion's definitions

Janett

A name given to someone who beats someone regularly and excessively.

He is a Janett because he beats me good and hard every Monday.

by PinkSockChampion May 2, 2011

Gongloff Bar

n. - A granola bar which has been fully covered with human feces by anal penetration. Usually with a thick (non-runny) coating. It is then frozen and shared between a father and son.

v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.

I like my Gongloff Bars chunky with a side of nachos!

He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.

by PinkSockChampion May 5, 2011