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Gobbledonging 

Gobbledonging is when you and a partner are having sexual intercourse and you start making noises like a turkey.
"Last night, me and Kim got it on and she was gobbledonging all night long."

gobbledygeek 

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.
I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.
gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

gambledygoop 

when a man with a intricate knowlege of bagels and specialty cream cheeses ejaculates in the back seat of a delivery truck. two employees borrow the truck to pick up food and discover a large quantity of steamy creamy gamble jizzum
you find a cum puddle aka gambledygoop covering the seat of a domino's delivery car, UPS truck, etc...
gambledygoop by Juncmastr0822 February 16, 2009

Gambled and lost 

When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.
Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.
Gambled and lost by perogi February 6, 2007
To intentionally destroy something for personal financial gain.
The server just died, I think someone gambled it.
gambled by WyclefJean July 20, 2010