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A Germanic last name. The males that carry this last name are extremely endowed and has a constant appetite for sex. Although they have a very active sex drive they have a mysterious sensitive side that attracts women to them constantly. He is also a master at oral pleasure. With that combination of attributes any woman can consider herself lucky to have ever been with a Goertz.
Once you go Goertz your vagina hurts!!!
by Fane61 February 03, 2010
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