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gertzed

To fall victim in a case of mistaken identity, especially on social media. Similar to Matthew Gertz receiving a lot of backlash after reporting of Matt Gaetz and his alleged Venmo excursions.
Oh man did you see all the nasty tweets that went to that guy's account after Republican Politician got caught? He totally got Gertzed!
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geurtzed

1. (n) A failure at life
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking
1. You're living at home with no job or prospects? God, man, stop being a geurtz.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.
by Jason Renkin February 22, 2007
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gerted

when one gerts he has spit on another person while talking to them. signs of gerting usually are lots of saliva around the mouth while talking.
John you bastard you just gerted on me what the hell.....
by peachylance February 26, 2008
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gertred

oi look at that gertred cunt
by Gertred April 17, 2019
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Gerted

A kink a formed between a grandson and grandmother called Gerted.
Trevor enjoys Gerted things with his grandmother!
by T-op August 28, 2021
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Gerted

A kink formed between a grandmother and grandson
Trevor loves to get Gerted with his grandmother!
by T-op August 28, 2021
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Gertreded

Being stupid at work or forgetting things you need for work at the office when working remotely. Can also be used as a work friendly word for "retarded".
Person 1: "I forgot my CAD key at the office so you'll need to order things while I am at home"
Person 2: "You are gertreded..."
by sushiattack October 12, 2022
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