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gertzed 

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To fall victim in a case of mistaken identity, especially on social media. Similar to Matthew Gertz receiving a lot of backlash after reporting of Matt Gaetz and his alleged Venmo excursions.
Oh man did you see all the nasty tweets that went to that guy's account after Republican Politician got caught? He totally got Gertzed!
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geurtzed 

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1. (n) A failure at life
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking
1. You're living at home with no job or prospects? God, man, stop being a geurtz.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.
geurtzed by Jason Renkin February 22, 2007
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gerted

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when one gerts he has spit on another person while talking to them. signs of gerting usually are lots of saliva around the mouth while talking.
John you bastard you just gerted on me what the hell.....
gerted by peachylance February 26, 2008

gertred 

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gertred by Gertred April 17, 2019

Gerted

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A kink a formed between a grandson and grandmother called Gerted.
Trevor enjoys Gerted things with his grandmother!
Gerted by T-op August 28, 2021

Gerted

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A kink formed between a grandmother and grandson
Trevor loves to get Gerted with his grandmother!
Gerted by T-op August 28, 2021

Gertreded 

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Being stupid at work or forgetting things you need for work at the office when working remotely. Can also be used as a work friendly word for "retarded".
Person 1: "I forgot my CAD key at the office so you'll need to order things while I am at home"
Person 2: "You are gertreded..."
Gertreded by sushiattack October 12, 2022
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
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- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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