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geertz

To ejaculate in the midst of deep play.
That bitch had such thick description, I geertzed all over her titties.
by everyday847 April 26, 2010
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Gertz

gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.
I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.
by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017
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Skrttzy Gertzy

What you call someone who is dating a fucking piece of pizza
Rylie: Dude I give up on life I'm a Skrttzy Gertzy\
April: I was a Skrttzy Gertzy until I met my boi
Minecraft_Tuber_Kid: hello am boi
by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid January 13, 2019
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geeetz

When it's Christmas time and all the boys get together to climb Mount Chiliad in their 4x4's.
Sky: oI boiZ, leT'z Geton sUm GEEEtz
Dip: dUdE, you kiLLed mE,i get a fR33 kIll on u >:C
Sky: it'S chjriSmtas, leT/'z get on Sum Geetz
by Benjamin James Kerr Millen November 29, 2018
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geurtzed

1. (n) A failure at life
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking
1. You're living at home with no job or prospects? God, man, stop being a geurtz.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.
by Jason Renkin February 22, 2007
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Geertje

A expression to discribe how drunk, or how good you where winning last night, especially when you did some really stupid things.

Geertje is a superhero in Rijkevorsel, Belgium, so this expression is a more local, region-tied expression.
Oh, my God, Keith, that man is soooo Geertje, i think he is the Winnaar today!

I can't believe i was so Geertje last night, i'm quite sure somebody did something in my drink!

When i'm going out tonight, i hope i will be as drunk as Geertje
by voodooman May 8, 2010
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geert wilders

'more or less marocan?' ~geert wilders
by JSIDHUDF EF November 3, 2017
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