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The shits its what happens when you get sick and your blowing mud also known as soup poo
God damnit i know i shouldnt hjave eaten at that all you can eat chinese buffet right next to the tatoo parlor now i have got the gortz!
gortz by TinfoilHelmet May 20, 2005
Related Words
gortz gort goetz Gertz gortiful Gorting Gotz Gorazd Gortonizing Gertzaa
gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.
I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.
Gertz by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017
Gort is the name of a capybara. You can find Gort especially on capybara Instagram pages. Gort is everywhere. He's also behind your walls. He's Gort
Have you seen the handsome Gort on the capybara page? Gort is the perfect specimen. Gort remains despite these trying times.
Gort by Pickle Rickkkkk January 28, 2022
When there is a Gorilla on the horizon.
Look at that Gorizon!
Gorizon by ThomasRowe! December 15, 2012
When a Gorilla is on the horizon. Created by Thomas & Esme.
Gorizon by ThomasRowe December 18, 2012
How TF DO YOU NOT LIKE GORTNITE!?!?!
gortnite by Calebis October 18, 2020