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A destiny streamer who is established in the destiny dad community, typically as a dad himself and can be compared to other famous YouTube that live in London. Gertzaas also tend to get carried by Charqis as the two are attracted to one another via their sheer love for their fans.
YO i was watching that Gertzaa hang out with all the destiny dads last night on stream and they were talking about eating watermelon
Gertzaa by Fat.Charqi February 27, 2021
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Is another name for a captain gert and has previously lived with famous youtubers and enjoys leading destiny dads. Sometimes Gertzaas sniff oak trees thinking that they are an arbalest.
Yo that Gertzaa is an epic streamer and leader of the destiny dad army
Gertzaa by Fat.Charqi February 19, 2021
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Nolife #1 ranked RuneScaper. He is allergic to the sun and can be found next to his multiple computers. He e-flirts in his free time in a failed attempt to get some runescape pussy.
Bob: Hey Mike, did you pull a Gertjaars last weekend?
Mike: Yeh, I didn't leave my computer once!
Gertjaars by snowballman3 March 29, 2009
the role model for all people in australia to grow up just like him and fail at life playing runescape for 20 hours and sleeping for 4 hours
i want to grow up and be just like gertjaars
Gertjaars by I Pity Gertjaars July 18, 2009
No. 1 on the RuneScape hiscores. He beat Zezima when the Summoning skill came out. People worship him like a god and you will usually see people going "OMG GERTJAARS!" in his presence. If he turns private on he will be spammed.
*Gertjaars appears out of nowhere in Falador*
Gertjaars: Hi.
Random people..

Omg Gertjaars
Z0mg Gertjaars ftw!
Omg Gertjaars give me fr33 st00f p10x
Gertjaars by Mechanicai April 12, 2009
No 1. nolifer @ highscores containing 1 million players.
Gertjaars sucks Zezima OWNS forever!
gertjaars by karabljons April 19, 2009
Runescape's current no. 1 player. The first person to acheive 200million xp in 4 skills. He passed Zezima in xp, the first time that has happened since the days of Novalyfe.
Hahah Gertjaars pwns Zezima
gertjaars by obviouslyihavenolife December 25, 2008
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