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geeze doumani by LeTired March 18, 2008
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Geeze
Pronounciation: gíz
A word synonymous with failure, dissapointment, annoyance and frustration. It can also be used to describe an individual who frequents seedy nightclubs and similar establishments alone for the specific purpose of picking up members of the opposite sex much younger than themselves. The word can be used in several formats, such as 'being a geeze', 'pulling a geeze' or 'geezing'.
A word synonymous with failure, dissapointment, annoyance and frustration. It can also be used to describe an individual who frequents seedy nightclubs and similar establishments alone for the specific purpose of picking up members of the opposite sex much younger than themselves. The word can be used in several formats, such as 'being a geeze', 'pulling a geeze' or 'geezing'.
Holly decided to visit the library but was soon removed from the premises for geezing everyone present.
Kieran was a nice guy but sometimes he would turn into such a geeze.
Stuart hoped he had done well in his final exams but unfortunately pulled a geeze.
Sam knew it wasn't the right thing to do but he just loved going to the Spearmint Rhino to pick up those teenagers.
Joe tried his best to work in the frankly terrible conditions but it was too much of a geeze.
Kieran was a nice guy but sometimes he would turn into such a geeze.
Stuart hoped he had done well in his final exams but unfortunately pulled a geeze.
Sam knew it wasn't the right thing to do but he just loved going to the Spearmint Rhino to pick up those teenagers.
Joe tried his best to work in the frankly terrible conditions but it was too much of a geeze.
Gweeze
When I saw him eat the live snails it made me gweeze.
Your face is so nasty it makes me gweeze.
I'm gonna eat this roach and make Michelle gweeze.
Your face is so nasty it makes me gweeze.
I'm gonna eat this roach and make Michelle gweeze.
Gweeze by cementpizza April 7, 2010
Gueeze
This word originated in southern California in the early 2000's. A Gueeze is A close companion with whom a majority of your time is spent, the relationship could be completely platonic or romantic. one cannot simply refer to a new friend as gueeze, it its a title earned by loyalty and trust and it takes time. A gueeze is another word for road-dog.
Greeze
A negative way to portray how something worked out. Also can be an adjective toward people who always screw things up.
John: Are you going to greeze me again for Lilly tonight, Riley?
Riley: Bro, Lilly and I already had plans!
John: Wow Riley, you are a fucking greeze!!
Riley: Bro, Lilly and I already had plans!
John: Wow Riley, you are a fucking greeze!!
Greeze by A Teezy Reezy August 22, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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