Godolphin

A tortuous school that parents only send their children to if they really hate they’re children.

‘I hate my child, I might just have to send them to Godolphin’

by optrappylover April 8, 2022

Godophile

A person that receives sexual pleasure from the idea of not only the almighty power of God, but any sort of religion. This also includes finding nuns, crucifixes, and Jesus with only thorns and a loincloth on sexy. There is no known cure or support groups for Godophilia yet.

Taken from fmylife.com, showing a true Godophile gettin' off to the Lord's name: Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

by Docter B February 11, 2009

Gandolphing

Much like the "Dirty Sanchez",Gandolphing someone is when you slap them with your penis,while still covered in excrement from a rescent entrance threw someone's back door.

I love Gandolphing hookers in the face.

by Joe to the V to the Lane August 29, 2012

golphing

A sport overshadowed by the more popular dry-land version called golfing. Golphing is played underwater exactly the same as golfing is.

I'm going to the pool to play Golph.

by Comp June 15, 2003

Golphing

Golphing is anal intercourse on the sly.

He was supposed to be my boom-boom partner for life and I caught him in our room Golphing with that dirty creature!

by ExpressRip December 31, 2020

Godophilia

A sexual attraction/fetish to Gods or other religious higherup beings.

Guy 1: "I want to have sex with a god."

Guy 2: "So you have Godophilia?"

by MemeBuster3641 January 21, 2021

golphined

You have stage 3 genital herpes

Aw man Kate's got golphined again

by Clayish December 3, 2021