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godfucker

1. Slur for someone who uses the laws of "God" to prove they are "right"

2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"

3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something
<example 1>
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-

<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...

<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...

Dear God....
by Vampycore May 10, 2009
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godfucker

A person who abuses or refers to holy scripts and/or god(s) to promote unholy cause by finding texts in the scripts to justify aggression, abuse of power, and unwillingness to listen to reason or other opinions.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.
World's #1 godfucker: G.W.Bush
The world's best known godfuckers are GWB, Osama bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, Ann CDoultre.
Most evangelical Christians and neo-cons are godfuckers.
by shonny March 6, 2007
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godfucker

A person who abuses or refers to holy scripts and/or god(s) to promote their unholy cause by finding texts in the scripts that they use to justify their aggression, abuse of power, and unwillingness to listen to reason or other opinions.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.
World's #1 godfucker: G.W.Bush
The world's best known godfuckers are GWB, Osama bin Laden, Jerry Falwell.
Most evangelical Christians and neo-cons are godfuckers.
by shonny December 14, 2008
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godfucker

someone who fucks god, literally. if someone claims to be god and someone else fucks them, the fucker is a godfucker
damn, i guess you're the bitchboy and she's the godfucker?
by godfucker's bitchboy April 18, 2021
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Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations
...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
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GodFuckingNiggerDammit

When you are so angry of frustrated that no other word or combonation of words could possibly display your anger of frustration.
I'm so mad I just... GodFuckingNiggerDammit!!!
by Ryan Briggs November 27, 2007
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Godfocker

Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.
Is the Godfocker worthy of heading up the family cartel? Stay tuned...
by dookeyboy December 18, 2010
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