God Hand 

Possibly the most epic beat-em-up on the Playstation 2, featuring heavy metal musicians, ball busting, spanking, midgets, flying fat ninjas, flaming gay twins, high-pitched martial artists, and demons. Created by Clover Studios, who were also the great minds behind Okami and Viewtiful Joe.

My arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm,
I'll summon up the power of the GOD HAND!

God Hand by Pukachi August 7, 2010

god hand 

The absolute best set of cards one can recieve in one's opening hand of a card game.

I got the god hand and won turn 1

god hand by god child September 1, 2005

Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god

A bop to when you really want to feel like you cleansed the dishes harder than Hitler and his jews. It also has a fire beat, LIKE ITS FIRE

Chad: Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god
Incel: NO ITS NOT POSSIBLE THE USA HAS BETTER ARTILLERY
Chad: but it says here in this song. and besides Serbia had a budget,while the USA spends so much
Incel, humbled: ok

Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god by Bosnian artillery April 7, 2021

Hand of god

Refers to a goal scored by Diego Maradona of Argentina against England in the quarter-finals of the 1986 World Cup. The first goal for Argentina was scored off of his hand but wasn't seen by the ref.

That was a Hand of God goal!

Hand of god by Skin August 3, 2004

Touched by the hand of God 

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

Touched by the hand of God by Death Menace May 6, 2023

hand of god

Similar to pass-the-parcel, the popular kids party game.

Involves multiple women administering a hand job to one man. Each woman takes it in turns (which are timed by whatever means deemed appropriate). The winner is the one to bring him to climax during their turn.

Also known as "A damn good night"

Example:

"You are not going to believe this. I got drunk with a few girls at my place last night, they only gave me the hand of god! Rachel won in the end"

hand of god by The Spike February 22, 2007

Hand of god

When someone puts hands on a person, specifically an Physical Altercation which involves severe bodily harm on another individual. It's usually called out when someone "Man handles" another person aggressively in a fight. It's considered getting your ass whooped so severely as if it was the Hand of God's Judgement being placed apon you. Hood Newyork and New Jersey people usually say this in their Vernaculars.

"N*ggas already gave him the Hand of God son.. They already beat him half to death, damn near left him hooked up to the Hospital Machines. He just now waking up 10 months ago"

Hand of god by Chris Prince October 24, 2015