Skin's definitions

Dr. skipper

the ghetto verison of dr. pepper

kid: mommy, will you buy me a dr. pepper?
mother: no son, we are too poor. how about i buy you a dr. skipper instead?

by skin May 18, 2005

Feltched Snowball

The act of giving someone a snowball after feltching them.

Al lovingly gave Bill a feltched snowball for allowing him the pleasure of anal intercourse.

by skin January 17, 2004

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

green giant

a girl who has her pussy licked out with sweetcorn in it

this bitch is a green giant!

by skin November 13, 2003

SHARP

Skin Heads Against Racial Pejudice.

the anti-racist skin head

look, that skin head is helping out that black guy, he must be a SHARP!

by skin April 22, 2005

McDonalds

A public toilet with attached restaurant facilities. The high standards of quality and cleanliness seen in the toilets do not apply to the food, however.

"I'll shit myself if I don't find a toilet soon..."
"Use the McDonalds, that's what it's there for."

by Skin January 17, 2005

punk jacket

a jacket worn buy punks. often a leather motorcycle jacket covered with bottons, studs, paint and other junk. goes good with some nice old doc martens.

look mommy! that skin head is beating up that punk!

by skin April 21, 2005