24 definitions by The Spike

An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.
Example:

- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!
by The Spike February 23, 2007
Another word for a homosexual who's on the prowl for fresh meat. A play on "Columbo" the crime fiction TV series.
Example:

- "Check out that Colonbo, chatting up blokes at the bar"
by The Spike March 15, 2007
A tactic in Half Life which involves hiding whilst two people fight, then jumping out when they're at 10% health and killing both of them, named after it's creator.

In terms of respect for such methods of play, it's rated well below that of "Camping" and "Spawn Killing"
You're a fucking Coppins dude, can't you see we were fighting!

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God damn that guy Coppins Killed me!
by The Spike February 20, 2007
A man who refuses to sleep with his partner when she's on the rag
Example:

You're such a blob snob, don't you know I'm horny!!!
by The Spike February 22, 2007
A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon
Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Monster Teflon mate, ripped the hole big time
by The Spike February 21, 2007
A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.
Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it
by The Spike February 22, 2007
Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.
That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!
by The Spike February 23, 2007