24 definitions by The Spike

A women coughing up pubic hair lodged deep in her throat after 'ball sucking' or hardcore deep throating.
I think I 'tea bagged' Tiffany too much last night, she got sack hack
by The Spike February 21, 2007
Get the sack hack mug.
Sleeping with someone who you suspect may have an STD due to their lifestyle (i.e. having a bucket load of sexual partners) but you're drunk or desperate enough to play the odds.
Example:

- "Bagged Jade last night"
- "You played the clap lottery with that one I can tell you!"
by The Spike February 26, 2007
Get the clap lottery mug.
An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.
Example:

- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!
by The Spike February 23, 2007
Get the fag cannon mug.
Another word for a homosexual who's on the prowl for fresh meat. A play on "Columbo" the crime fiction TV series.
Example:

- "Check out that Colonbo, chatting up blokes at the bar"
by The Spike March 15, 2007
Get the colonbo mug.
A comical toilet game. Involves sitting on top of the cubical separators of a communal toilet (most often in a public school) with your bottom aimed over the toilet bowl. You then empty your bowels from a height of 5-6 feet into the toilet. If a sufficient size log is produced the results is a massive splash down resembling a WWII navy battle.

Caution: Always employ a 'look out' before attempting.
Example:

Cleaner - "What the fuck's happened here! Someone done a bomber or what!!!"
by The Spike February 23, 2007
Get the bomber mug.
An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.
e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.
by The Spike February 21, 2007
Get the boardroom banana mug.
Similar to pass-the-parcel, the popular kids party game.

Involves multiple women administering a hand job to one man. Each woman takes it in turns (which are timed by whatever means deemed appropriate). The winner is the one to bring him to climax during their turn.

Also known as "A damn good night"
Example:

"You are not going to believe this. I got drunk with a few girls at my place last night, they only gave me the hand of god! Rachel won in the end"
by The Spike February 22, 2007
Get the hand of god mug.