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Gothenburg 

A small town in the center of Nebraska where the downtown is crowded and worn. As you drive in any direction you are suddenly surrounded by fields. People from California have asked us why we have showers for our cattle when they were meaning pivots. We are NOT the home of Batman. We are home of a Pony Express Station that has been transformed (on the inside) into a meuseum. Everyone will treat you with respect and will always be willing to help a traveler in need.

This city is the perfect place to start a family. Has a great public school that is filled with opportunitues. Great sport programs as well as fine arts.
Traveler 1: This is a small town
Helper: It is, but Gothenburg is a great little city with an excellent football team
Gothenburg by JoeBone65 July 6, 2020
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Gothenburg Death 

A subgenre of death metal, which originated in the city of Gothenburg, Sweden. Prominent characteristics include heavy, melodic riffs; growled vocals; fast tempos; and usually high quality production.

Some of the most well-known bands in the genre include At The Gates, In Flames and The Haunted.
Listen to "Blinded By Fear" by At The Gates for a prime example of the Gotheburg sound.
Gothenburg Death by PoopyPoo December 21, 2004

Gothenburg/Göteborg 

Gothenburg is Swedens inofficial capital and is home to some of the greatest perople in the world and a really great theme park called Liseberg.

Gothenburg is a port city or harbor city if im using that word correct.

Gothenburg is a great city but is also kinda shit atleast if youre driving there with a car. Its really hard to find a parking spot.
Ska vi ta käk i göteborg
Should we go to Gothenburg/Göteborg

gothenburg handshake 

A greeting where a man's genitals are grabbed and shaken by another man, regardless of consent. The term was coined in the song "Gothenburg Handshake" by The Pains of Being Pure At Heart.
"He shook way more than my hand...he pulled a Gothenburg Handshake on me and now my balls feel awkward and molested..."

Gothenburg Metal

A type of death metal popularized by Dark Tranquillity, In Flames, and At The Gates. Defined from Gothenburg, a city of Sweden. Many melodic death metal bands have been discovered since the popularization of this sound.
Ford: Hey! Gothenburg metal is the greatest music in the world.

Harrison: Hell yeah. Too bad kids today still listen to emo-fag "music". And some blacks still hypnotize children with their cRAP, Shit-hop, and their hell of a lifestyle.

Gothenburg Gobble 

When a person is giving a blowjob and then goes all the way down to the base of the penis (a deepthroat) and proceeds to extend their tongue to lick the balls, the penis still being down their throat.
How was your date with Jessica?

It was awesome, she gave me the Gothenburg gobble!

Oh man, you totally got gobbled!

gutenburg press 

When a guy writes his name backwards on his fully erect penis, winds up, and slaps it accross any surface of the females body leaving his name contact printed on her.
"Dude, bro!!! I was with Jackie last night! We were both hammered! I saw a marker on her night stand and gave her the ole' Gutenburg Press!!!
gutenburg press by Givitoer September 6, 2015