Gobmonster
A girl (or guy) who loves to give gobs and will possibly suck your cock right off if you give her half a chance
Gobmonster by missjadee October 22, 2008
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Goonster
A person or people who are such a goon that you have to make up a word on the spot for how much of a goon they are. A kid who told me once in gradeschool not to hurt a book.
Goonster by Samsonite219 December 9, 2008
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Goonster
AKA (Goonmaster, Goonmaxxer)
The terminology surrounding the modern part-meme part-reality of the act of “Gooning” has risen in popularity drastically during early to mid 2024. This has lead to words to spring off of the original concept such as the mentioned Gooner, Goonster, and Goonmaxxer to be related to different levels of Gooning and the levels of pleasure experienced during these three levels.
The Goonster is a form of Gooner that is considered an expert, mentor, or master of gooningEX1. “Gooning” is the act of perpetual stimulation of an erectile male penis over a long amount of time or when a male person who “edges” until they reach what is known as a transcendent “Goon State” where the appearance of the male face resembles the “Jizz Face” in some part while also keeping the features of a Goon or Goblin-like monsterEX2. A ”Gooner” is someone who simply Goons frequently (Anywhere from once a month to once every three days). Therefore, the “Goonster” is a master of “Gooning” and might goon up to 12/24 hours a day for maximal goon state. This maximal goon state that is over 6 hours is known as “Goonmaxxing”. A Goonmaxxer is the third level of gooning, and is a person who reaches the Goonmaxx State at least once a weekEX3
Additional classification can be added with numerical levels of pleasure as experienced by the gooner. EX4
The terminology surrounding the modern part-meme part-reality of the act of “Gooning” has risen in popularity drastically during early to mid 2024. This has lead to words to spring off of the original concept such as the mentioned Gooner, Goonster, and Goonmaxxer to be related to different levels of Gooning and the levels of pleasure experienced during these three levels.
The Goonster is a form of Gooner that is considered an expert, mentor, or master of gooningEX1. “Gooning” is the act of perpetual stimulation of an erectile male penis over a long amount of time or when a male person who “edges” until they reach what is known as a transcendent “Goon State” where the appearance of the male face resembles the “Jizz Face” in some part while also keeping the features of a Goon or Goblin-like monsterEX2. A ”Gooner” is someone who simply Goons frequently (Anywhere from once a month to once every three days). Therefore, the “Goonster” is a master of “Gooning” and might goon up to 12/24 hours a day for maximal goon state. This maximal goon state that is over 6 hours is known as “Goonmaxxing”. A Goonmaxxer is the third level of gooning, and is a person who reaches the Goonmaxx State at least once a weekEX3
Additional classification can be added with numerical levels of pleasure as experienced by the gooner. EX4
EX1 “Max is such a Goonster, he spends over six hours of his time every day Gooning and he is the one who taught me and all of my friends how to Goon!”
EX2 “I heard that Tim can edge for like 3 hours at a time! He is a fantastic gooner!”
EX3 “The Goonster Theo must have been Goonmaxxing all last week, I couldn’t snap him back at all!”
EX4 “I literally got a level 45 goon last night and it felt so good.”
EX2 “I heard that Tim can edge for like 3 hours at a time! He is a fantastic gooner!”
EX3 “The Goonster Theo must have been Goonmaxxing all last week, I couldn’t snap him back at all!”
EX4 “I literally got a level 45 goon last night and it felt so good.”
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gabsmonster by Vfox June 4, 2024
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Goonster by The One Who Goons June 17, 2025
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