Gobligated

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When someone shows you their penis and you feel like your obligated to put it in your mouth and/or (preferably) throat

Chris showed me his dick at that party the other night. I know he's older but I still felt gobligated. What choice did I have but to suck it?

Gobligated by Juicy J melb April 30, 2025

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goblinate

A form of goblin that masquerades itself amongst the human populace, in a desperate bid for social status and welfare that would be bereft amongst Goblinkind.

Damn, that guy sounds like a real goblinate.

goblinate by betman320 May 14, 2019

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Legally Obligated

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

Legally Obligated by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

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obligated

An incorrect synonym for "obliged", which appears in some dictionaries, but none of the good ones.

John: "I feel obligated to go to this dinner with my In-laws"
Peter: "I think you mean "obliged"?"
John: "Whatever, it's the same thing"
Peter: "No it's not, idiot, I'm obliged to punch you in the face for thinking that."

obligated by JujitsuGeorge January 28, 2014

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orally obligated

An obligation arising out of considerations of right and wrong. When not giving a head would be considered morally offensive.

Because Ryan had to listen to Jen bitch about her problems all night he knew she would become orally obligated to suck his cock.

orally obligated by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR February 17, 2019

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gobligations

1. To feel obliged to low a yat to nosh you off even though shes completely butters, . A girlfriends duty to nosh off her boyfriend on demand.

Come from gobbles.

Your mum wouldn't of had you without gobligations. Dat dribbling whore got herself preggers, post jizz.

gobligations by SEB luke SAM garry December 23, 2007

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obligated civility

feeling like you have to behave civilised and orderly

The Conch was gone, and so was the power and obligated civility that once came with it.

obligated civility by L0uL0uK January 14, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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