Gobligated

When someone shows you their penis and you feel like your obligated to put it in your mouth and/or (preferably) throat

Chris showed me his dick at that party the other night. I know he's older but I still felt gobligated. What choice did I have but to suck it?

by Juicy J melb April 30, 2025

goblinate

A form of goblin that masquerades itself amongst the human populace, in a desperate bid for social status and welfare that would be bereft amongst Goblinkind.

Damn, that guy sounds like a real goblinate.

by betman320 May 14, 2019

Legally Obligated

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

obligated

An incorrect synonym for "obliged", which appears in some dictionaries, but none of the good ones.

John: "I feel obligated to go to this dinner with my In-laws"
Peter: "I think you mean "obliged"?"
John: "Whatever, it's the same thing"
Peter: "No it's not, idiot, I'm obliged to punch you in the face for thinking that."

by JujitsuGeorge January 28, 2014

orally obligated

An obligation arising out of considerations of right and wrong. When not giving a head would be considered morally offensive.

Because Ryan had to listen to Jen bitch about her problems all night he knew she would become orally obligated to suck his cock.

by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR February 17, 2019

gobligations

1. To feel obliged to low a yat to nosh you off even though shes completely butters, . A girlfriends duty to nosh off her boyfriend on demand.

Come from gobbles.

Your mum wouldn't of had you without gobligations. Dat dribbling whore got herself preggers, post jizz.

by SEB luke SAM garry December 23, 2007

obligated civility

feeling like you have to behave civilised and orderly

The Conch was gone, and so was the power and obligated civility that once came with it.

by L0uL0uK January 14, 2021