gobligations 

1. To feel obliged to low a yat to nosh you off even though shes completely butters, . A girlfriends duty to nosh off her boyfriend on demand.

Come from gobbles.

Your mum wouldn't of had you without gobligations. Dat dribbling whore got herself preggers, post jizz.

gobligations by SEB luke SAM garry December 23, 2007

Nobligations 

A man's duty to his sexual desires.

She was falling asleep and I didn't think it was going to happen, but I took off my pants and she woke up. I was tired too, but I have nobligations!!

Nobligations by Dizz Markie May 5, 2009

obligationship 

A relationship based off of obligation.

I have a weird obligationship with my ex coworker. He always wants to hang out and it would be too awkward to say no.

obligationship by Daniel fremouw November 1, 2015

asian obligations 

The stuff that most Asians are obligated to do. Includes orchestra, debate, piano, rigorous classes, math team and so on.

White kid: Hey Cho, can you hang out after school?
Azn kid: I doubt it. I've got a debate meeting after school, I have to study for an AP Chem test and then I have to go to an orchestra concert.
White kid: Asian obligations, eh?
Azn kid: Yup.

asian obligations by crusty.noah August 21, 2007

moral obligations 

1. The compulsions brought on by our sensitivity to one another; Doing what we know to be right, regardless of how difficult it may be.

2. The compulsions brought on by religious teachings free of common sense; an excuse to attempt to aid the people around you, regardless of whether your help is wanted or needed.

1. We have a moral obligation to help the victims of natural disasters.

2. The president has a moral obligation to spread his religion.

moral obligations by Somebody Else February 22, 2005

alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.

Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.

alphabetical obligations by QuacksO June 9, 2020

family obligations

code for sexual relations within a relationship

Me: " did you fulfill your family obligations with your spouse this weekend?"
You: " oh no, We were way too busy and exhausted to consummate."

family obligations by geojetson June 8, 2018