obligated

An incorrect synonym for "obliged", which appears in some dictionaries, but none of the good ones.

John: "I feel obligated to go to this dinner with my In-laws"
Peter: "I think you mean "obliged"?"
John: "Whatever, it's the same thing"
Peter: "No it's not, idiot, I'm obliged to punch you in the face for thinking that."

by JujitsuGeorge January 28, 2014

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by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015