Conch

Colloquialism for the vagina; referring to the often pink parted cavity that is common to both the female genitalia and the large mollusc.

I was poised over the top of her and then I jammed it in her conch.

by Passdog December 9, 2008

Conch

A euphemism for cunt

That guy is such a conch.

by BANGEXPLOSIVE November 22, 2015

Conch

A story or Statment that at first hearing apears to be normal but upon examination is a waste of time and not something that was worth saying in the first place

Similar to "Talking Shit"

When someone is talking conch they are talking just for the sake of talking and keeping conversation going.

James: "One time me and marcus got a bag of MnMs and just ate them"

Karl: "Thats not a story James! Stop Talking Conch!"

by Strang Entertainment December 31, 2009

Conch

A person who is a real clown and een have no say or no stripes AT ALL.

“You really buy food for that gyal and een get no cunny? You issa real conch”

by Uniprince October 16, 2019

Conch

A word that defines everything good in any given situation.

hey sexy you look conch!

whats conching?
That was soo conch.

Did you see that Umar guy so not Conch

by nooraa December 5, 2019

Conch

A person that is very nosy and has a big mouth. Usually full of excuses and lies.

Luis Bonilla is named Dona Conch because he gets involved in things that have nothing to do with him.

by Luis Varo November 5, 2009

Conch

Your penis hole.... usually associated with other sexual body parts.

Jake: "Did you hear that Bill can palm a volleyball with his conch?"

Oscar: "Dude thats crazy!! i can only palm a softball."

by WeaselWrangler December 12, 2009