1. Any of various tropical marine gastropod mollusks, especially of the genera Strombus and Cassis, having large, often brightly colored spiral shells and edible flesh.

2. Person born in the Florida Keys, an island chain at the southernmost tip of Florida, also referred to as the "Conch Republic" Anyone having lived in the Keys for 7 or more consecutive years may call themselves a "freshwater conch".

"You may have been around since 1975, but you'll never be a true Conch."

conch by Dgennero August 28, 2005

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conch

A powerful word that when used in an explictive way could describe pain, displeasure, or hatred. Often replaces other more common sware words.

Mike-Hey dont look now but here comes Mark.
Trevor-Wow that guy is such a conch!
Mark-Hey fuck you I heard that!
Trevor-Wow you are such a conch!
Mark-Fuck you, you conch sucker!
Trevor-Ya real good why dont you go conch your self in the face!
Mark-You know I would but I already conched all over your mom last night!
Trevor-Ya real mature bring my mom into this you conch.
Mark-You know I wouldnt have to if she didnt love the conch so much
Trevor-Fuck you!
Conch!
Asswhore!
Bitchface!
Buttmunch!
Conchsucker!
Trevor-fuck you have beaten me. ***Lays down in fetal position***

conch by MayorMcCheese October 9, 2006

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conch

n. A versatile word used to:
1. Express camaraderie
2. Express general disgust and annoyance
3. adj. Delineates one's state of goofiness or strangeness

1. What up conch!
2. That slut took my seat. What a conch!
3. He was actin real conchy today.

conch by Treva June 9, 2005

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conch

A shell used to decide diplomatic rule upon child inhabited islands; Later replaced with swine heads.

"Sucks to your conch - Piggy and I are in love."

conch by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

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