goaties

Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.

God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.

by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007

Goatsesense

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.

1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".

by Rentro November 13, 2004

goatism

a group of amazing people who pledge alligance to the goat and hillbilly's and the hordse song(look it up). they are affiliated with the llama's and theyre political campaign for a new supreme goat with never end.

religion created by the supreme goat and rodriguez the mexican sketch artist.

goatism
goats
awesome excuse for a religion

"may the goats be strong with you"

by the awesome high goat priest March 4, 2013

Goatiest

To be the absolute greatest.

Joan: NO WAY YOU JUST CLUTCHED A 5V1
Kevin: I am just one of the most goatiest players

by Cp6Z June 29, 2021

goatism

Goatism is a religion were you exchange everyword that looks like goat with the word goat

Arsenal won the match with just one goat!

by MacStalin April 18, 2005

neo-goatese

Neo-goatse is an image of a man with a prolapsed rectum, meaning his rectum actually drops out of his sphincter. Derives the name from the famous gaping anus of goatse.cx. If you like depriving yourself of your stomach contents, you should do an image search for rectal prolapse.

Some fucker sent me a prank email, so I spammed him neo-goatse!

by Chronic Munchies March 31, 2005

goatie

A smaller/shorter version of a beard, a much better and cooler style of facial hair, usualy on younger dudes

That dude should really trim his goatie, it exceeds his face like 3 inches

by Some chik January 10, 2005