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1) A very small creature. Usually placed on lawns hence Lawn Gnomes. 2) Expression said when identifying an elf with a huge penis, can be drawn on paper
Me: -places gnome drawn on paper near Nick's desk-
Me: Gnome!
Nick: Elf with Big Dick!
Mr. Wisler: Gimme that. (stuffs in pocket)
...
Later in the teacher planning room:
Mr. Wisler: -wanks off the piece of paper-
Gnome! by P huNgy November 18, 2003
Short, stocky little people with big noses, beards, blue tunics, and red pointy hats. Once related to dwarves but got much shorter and weirder. During a war with goblins, when the dwarves were having a box shortage, the gnomes went off to look for a better life. Unfortunately, many were captured and made as slaves, tending the gardens of dumb suburban people. Some managed to escape, only to be eeking out a living in the woods and living in burrow-like homes, like those of hobbits. Worse yet, they had been cursed by an evil tract-house developer to freeze into a clay form when a human sees them. Despite this, they are occasionally stolen by certain creepy french girls. Lately, a few gnomes were free of the curse and appear to be traveling around the world, sending back silly postcards with their mugs on them. Sadly, one gnome was crushed to death by a 2000 pound ball of baked pizza dough covered with melted cheese. A wrongful-death lawsuit with the Domino's Pizza Corporation is pending.
Thank's to that french jr. high foreign-exchange bitch, my gnome's in Tokyo on the god-damn bullet train! Junior - mow the lawn! Where's the phone book...I want some pizza!....
gnome by JoeBaker February 22, 2004
a little creature who steals your underpants and wears it as a hat... all for world domination...
gnome by kate December 29, 2004
PRONOUNCED >> guh-nome
Acronym for "GNU Network Object Model Environment"
Released under GPL license

A desktop environment (NOT A WINDOW MANAGER) for the X11 graphical interface. Commonly used on Linux systems with XFree86 and xorg. Using the GTK+ library.

Gnome was started by Miguel de Icaza and Federico Mena in August 1997. Gnome is now a popular desktop interface based mainly on the idea of "simplicity" and ease.

Desktop: nautilus
File Manager: nautilus
Window Manager: metacity or sawfish
Menu: gnome-panel

www.gnome.org
Gnome 2.8 is now available on Fedora Core 3 and Ubuntu Warty Warthog everyone!

My sister uses Gnome for her X session.
gnome by tsphan November 26, 2004
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Gnome by Shadow_Dragon June 3, 2019
Gnome by T. Faller September 16, 2016
wonderful little creatures that dance around and play with mushrooms.

Some are commonly found in backyards.
The gnomes frolicked and played in the fields with their red, pointy hats.
gnome by s March 13, 2003
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