Glutien 

A noise made when something weird, random, unexpected or scary happens.
Resulting in the noise 'Glutien' - Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
And flaring of the nosrtils.
It may also be a symbol made by your hands, creating a 'G'

Jess: 'How do you spell can?'
Jacqui:'You don't know how to spell can?'
Jess:'No'
Jacqui:'Glutien! *flares nostrils*'

Glutien by wescarr June 24, 2009

glutenpee 

funny instagram user

glutenpee jokes

glutenpee by glutnpeafan September 12, 2020

gluten free lap dance 

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

gluten free lap dance by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

Gluten Stoned 

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

Gluten Stoned by Fyerse April 16, 2015

Gluten-free heffer 

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

Gluten-free heffer by Malphrus August 25, 2011

Gluten shaft 

This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.

Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.

Gluten shaft by brownie.123 November 10, 2017

Glutenpee 

Queen of jesting and lemon demon

"You see that new Glutenpee post?"
"Yeah she funny af on da gram"

Glutenpee by Scoutgaming November 16, 2020