heffer 

a word to describe an obesely obese person or a name to which you will randomly call someone who has caused you annoyance.

"oh my life! look at that heffer over there, erghh"
"argh your such an effing heffer"

heffer by beth + megs April 18, 2008

heffer 

Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.

Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.

heffer by Johnny English March 12, 2004

heffer 

A girl that has a really bad attitude; a derogatory term

That heffer has the worst attitude, I can't STAND her!

heffer by Diabla0Diosa June 7, 2005

heffer 

1. A steer on Rocko's Modern Life
2. A very fat woman

"Hi! I'm Heffer!"
"Whoa! Look at the size of that heffer!"

heffer by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003

Heffer 

1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.
2. A female cow
3. A pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she's fat.

"wow she is such a heffer! she never stops telling me what im doing wrong, that fat heffer!"
"farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!"
"her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer."

Heffer by onethereal March 13, 2010

Heffer 

a dumb nasty fat bitch

i hate that heffer

Heffer by erqui13 June 20, 2008

heffer 

Street term for a half ounce of green.Also known just as heff too.

John:Hey man, you got a heffer free'd up?
James:Let me look in the stockade,yeah got 2 left.
John:35 a heff right?
James:Yup, you rollin' thru?
John:Of course, but you know that heffer won't last all night...

heffer by JuggaloJayGee February 21, 2007