Heffer

1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.
2. A female cow
3. A pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she's fat.
"wow she is such a heffer! she never stops telling me what im doing wrong, that fat heffer!"
"farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!"
"her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer."
by onethereal March 13, 2010
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i hate that heffer
by erqui13 July 11, 2008
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An incredibly Obese woman... such as Jordan "Fat Dyke Chick" Idontdeservealastname
That heffer just called the cops on us! MOOOOOOOO
by sweet at life July 14, 2006
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To express a low opinion of a female
"Oh no that heffer didn't"
by Akieva May 03, 2005
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The fat steer on Rocko's Modern Life. He is a mama's boy most of the time and he is almost always hungry considering he weighs about 600 pounds.
"Hey Rocko, you got any leftovers?"
by Corb August 29, 2004
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A virgin cow under the age of one
by ghwtg December 22, 2010
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A fish that weighs over 10 pounds
by Biggy fish November 09, 2021
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