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glutenpee by glutnpeafan September 12, 2020

Glutenpee 

Queen of jesting and lemon demon

"You see that new Glutenpee post?"
"Yeah she funny af on da gram"

Glutenpee by Scoutgaming November 16, 2020

Glutenpee 

Nora is a girl who likes lemon demon, weezer, and ween. Glutenpee is pretty poggers

Glutenpee Fan 7 : Glutenpee is poggers
Average Glutenpee Hater : No she isn't
Glutenpee Fan 7 : You jest, surely.

Glutenpee by PortraitFiend November 18, 2020

glutened 

(verb, past tense)
When someone who has celiac disease, or is living a gluten free lifestyle, accidentally consumes any substance containing enough gluten to make them ill.

INT. LAB - AFTERNOON

Dr. Johnson, Dr. Rye, and Dr. Barleywheat are scientists in a lab, looking over a top secret laser project they are working on, when suddenly Dr. Johnson bends over in pain.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What's wrong, Johnson? Johnson. Johnson!

Dr. Johnson does not respond, and sinks down to the floor.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Doctor Rye, what's wrong with Doctor Johnson?

DR. RYE
I have no idea.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What do you mean you haven't got any idea? Does she have any illnesses? Any medical concerns?

Dr. Johnson groans in pain on the ground.

DR. RYE
(frantically)
Illnesses? I don't know. I don't know!

Dr. Rye begins to hyperventilate. Dr. Barleywheat grabs Dr. Rye and slaps him twice across the face.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Get yourself together, Doctor Rye! Think, damn it!

Dr. Rye's eyes widen.

DR. RYE
Oh wait! She told me a few weeks ago that she has some kind of
disease! Celiac disease!

Dr. Barleywheat rubs his chin in thought, then cocks his head suspiciously.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
So she's a celiac, heh? Say, Doctor Rye, what did you two have for
lunch today? Quick! Her life could depend on it!

DR. RYE
Sushi! We had sushi!

Dr. Barleywheat's eyes widen.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Did you happen to have soy sauce with your sushi?

DR. RYE
Yes, why? What does that matter?

Dr. Barleywheat drops his head, then slowly looks up.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
My God. It's just as I thought.

DR. RYE
What?! What is it?!

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Somebody call a doctor. She's been glutened!

glutened by READthatwordlouderdidyou? August 7, 2016

glutenized 

Someone who goes to a restaurant, orders a gluten free hamburger & it comes out with a normal bun & eats it. Fuckkk! I've been glutenized!

I just ate that regular bun, now I'm glutenized!

glutenized by spartanprop October 4, 2017

To Get Glutened 

When someone with Celiac Disease inadvertently eats gluten.

Someone who has Celiac Disease must take extreme precautions in restaurants in order not to get glutened.

To Get Glutened by Mother of a Celiac June 20, 2017

glutened 

When someone who has an intolerance to gluten accidentally eats gluten without knowing and feels like shit afterwards

Damnit, I had dinner at a friends house and got glutened!

glutened by Gluten cutter August 12, 2016