Definitions by Oozieninemillimeeta

Mongolian Toaster Crank

When you jerk off while eating a pb&j while also covering yourself in peanut butter. And simultaneously doing it with a friend.

“Yo bro you tryna crank it Mongolian style tn??” “Hell yea i fuckin love Mongolian toaster cranking”

Mongolian Toaster Crank by Oozieninemillimeeta January 14, 2026

Ryan

Hes a perv with a small peen i assume

Hey that ryan has a small peen

Ryan by Oozieninemillimeeta June 9, 2021

Saeben 

Same rando that likes guitars and shit, also he likes cars or something. hes a 2ft tall man that lives down by the dirt.
also hes got a pinhead

Saeben

Saeben by Oozieninemillimeeta June 9, 2021

Gatling Piss 

The Ability to full auto piss, in a firearm fashion.

OH NO JOHN IS USING GATLING PISS AGAIN!

Gatling Piss by Oozieninemillimeeta May 11, 2021

Gluger 

A Glock Luger, Commonly used to shoot commies

Hey hes got a gluger, SHOOT THAT COMMIE

Gluger by Oozieninemillimeeta May 11, 2021