Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Oozieninemillimeeta

Mongolian Toaster Crank

When you jerk off while eating a pb&j while also covering yourself in peanut butter. And simultaneously doing it with a friend.

“Yo bro you tryna crank it Mongolian style tn??” “Hell yea i fuckin love Mongolian toaster cranking”

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Hey that ryan has a small peen

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Same rando that likes guitars and shit, also he likes cars or something. hes a 2ft tall man that lives down by the dirt.
also hes got a pinhead

Saeben

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The Ability to full auto piss, in a firearm fashion.

OH NO JOHN IS USING GATLING PISS AGAIN!

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A Glock Luger, Commonly used to shoot commies

Hey hes got a gluger, SHOOT THAT COMMIE