Globist

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A person who believes that the Earth is round and that we live in a Heliocentric universe. Their conviction to this idea so strong that they will fight to the death to protect it.

A Globist's best defense is to attack with a barrage of insults until the Flat Earther is defeated and, humiliated.

Globist by JonSpade February 2, 2017

Words you can keep

globis

Not a diet, not a phase, a LIFESTYLE. Embracing the love for food, drinks, and everything in between with no hesitation or discrimination.
Globis Nation

Judy said “You ate already!”
Replied Freddy “Que comi?” (what I eat?)

Judy said “You’re such a globis!”

globis by globis June 5, 2019

Related Words

Globist • Globish • globito • Globste • Globster • globstopper • Gloist • Glozist • goobist • land globster

Globish

A new and simplified version of the English language spoken by approximately 4 billion non-native speakers on earth that want to communicate worldwide.
It has a stripped-down vocabulary of just about 1500 words and is hard to understand for native speakers.

Him: The son of my brother got married yesterday!
Me: You mean your nephew? You speak such a Globish!

Globish by marielili June 28, 2010

land globster

A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.

When visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.

land globster by land whaler101 February 12, 2018

globito

globito is a another spanish word for condom. Comes from globo, which means balloon.

chupita con globito

Blowjob with condom

globito by anytimebaby June 29, 2012

Globste

an idiot guy that plays roblox and tries to make it in the online market

Have you seen Globste's streams? Yeah. They suck.

Globste by Charles DicksWorth April 5, 2019

globstopper

globstopper is a word in weston’s (sinjin drowning) vocabulary. this can be used as a insult to anyone, specifically people on roblox.

“you’re such a globstopper!”

globstopper by Evehope December 17, 2022

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026