Globist

A person who believes that the Earth is round and that we live in a Heliocentric universe. Their conviction to this idea so strong that they will fight to the death to protect it.

A Globist's best defense is to attack with a barrage of insults until the Flat Earther is defeated and, humiliated.

Globist by JonSpade February 2, 2017

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globis

Not a diet, not a phase, a LIFESTYLE. Embracing the love for food, drinks, and everything in between with no hesitation or discrimination.
Globis Nation

Judy said “You ate already!”
Replied Freddy “Que comi?” (what I eat?)

Judy said “You’re such a globis!”

globis by globis June 5, 2019

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Globist • Globish • globito • Globste • Globster • globstopper • Gloist • Glozist • goobist • land globster

Globish

A new and simplified version of the English language spoken by approximately 4 billion non-native speakers on earth that want to communicate worldwide.
It has a stripped-down vocabulary of just about 1500 words and is hard to understand for native speakers.

Him: The son of my brother got married yesterday!
Me: You mean your nephew? You speak such a Globish!

Globish by marielili June 28, 2010

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land globster

A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.

When visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.

land globster by land whaler101 February 12, 2018