7 definitions by Schunor

rectickling

When you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips causing your finger to penetrate the paper and enter the rectum. Rectickling occurs when said example happens and instead of being uncomfortable or in pain you feel delight

Kevin sure has been in the bathroom a very long time. He must be rectickling for the third time today

by Schunor March 15, 2019

scarf up

The act of putting your hair in a scarf before getting in a fight to prevent getting your weave snatched out. Primarily referencing when an African American woman with weave is about to fight

Kevin's wife told him to call the police. as she scarf up to beat his boyfriend ass

by Schunor February 26, 2021

Gloist

A gloriously moist moment.

Kevin worked a double shift on the pole Saturday. After reflecting on the how much money made, he realized it was a very gloist day.

by Schunor February 27, 2022

Gaydiator

When you go from driving a sedan (like a Jetta) to a lifted Jeep Gladiator to try overcompesate for your gayness.

Did you see Kevin purchased a lifted Jeep Gladiator. He went from a LBGT friendly Jetta to a more masculine truck to overcompensate for his gayness. He will forever be know as the Gaydiator

by Schunor February 5, 2021

Vulcano Anal

Prior to butt sex you load your partners anal cavity with with Mentos. As you are penitrating your partner with your member, you pour soda in their anus and let nature take its course.

Kevin could no longer achieve orgasim unless his wife, Ralph performed vulcano anal on him.

by Schunor April 15, 2021

toeficioado

Someone who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about spotting Camel Toe.

I tell you, Kevin is a camel toeficioado when it comes to a well defined camel toe walking by. His lips smile more then hers!

by Schunor January 24, 2019

clitdictorian

The master of the clit. One who ones the clit better then a female can

Girl Kevin licked my pussy so good a gave him the clitdictorian award.

by Schunor January 3, 2018